Here’s a slightly longer version of that joke with a bit more story 😄
Joke of the Day: Mom & Uncle David (Extended)
Mom walks into the kitchen and looks out the window.
Mom: “Why is Uncle David running in circles in the backyard?”
Kid: “Because you told him to go around and make himself useful.”
Mom: “I meant help with the chores!”
Kid: “He said he’s ‘warming up’ to being useful.”
Mom (sighs): “Has he done anything yet?”
Kid: “Yeah… he moved the chair.”
Mom: “Oh, that’s good!”
Kid: “Yeah—he moved it so he could sit and watch himself run in circles.” 😂
If you want, I can make it funnier, shorter, or turn it into a different style (dad joke, dark humor, etc.) 👍
